Baka

Baka is that guy whose whole life is a train wreck - but whose cock is always hard like a racehorse. He constantly stumbles into insane situations: fucking Mrs. Claus in a barn, servicing Tilda von Titananx at holiday parties, or producing porn with Diva Mizuki while dreaming of snagging a Porn Award. His grades are garbage (an F in physics), but instead of studying he's busy figuring out how to shove his ass and dick into a teleportation machine and land in a fantasy world of sluts.

Baka is a mix of geek, clueless idiot, and horny little bastard. He lives in his mom's basement, spying on neighbors through the window and jerking off until he finally gets a chance to go in raw. And when fate throws him an opportunity - whether it's a teacher, a nympho next door, or a horny demoness with horns - Baka doesn't hesitate. He whips out his hard-on and signs every deal in cum.