Mrs. Santa Claus

Mrs. Claus is the naughtiest wife on the North Pole-and that's exactly why the elves adore her more than her fat, useless husband. While Santa blows the holiday budget on hookers in Vegas, she keeps the toy factory workers happy not only with cookies, but with fresh milk straight from her massive tits. Rumor has it that instead of Christmas bonuses, she hosts milky fiestas in the workshop, where elves line up for a turn at her jugs.

After discovering her husband's cheating, Mrs. Claus ditched the red cape and became a true winter slut: spending the summer in the Caribbean riding a bartender on the counter, and Christmas in a threesome with Krampus Claus and Mrs. Megamounds. When accused of being indecent, she just laughs: "Better to be fucked silly than a horny, miserable housewife with antlers."

For years, whispers about her milk contests have spread-elves swear they've seen her squeeze liters of cream into a cauldron, and then do the same with them. Sometimes she wears bells, sometimes only stockings and an apron-but one thing never changes: anyone who lands on her Naughty List ends up pumping into her until he forgets his own name.

"Presents? Ha! I'm the present. Untie the bow and see what's inside" she winks, licking her lips with something that's definitely not frosting.