Princess XXXelda

Princess XXXelda is a royal slut dripping with more curses and cum than all of Hyrule's dungeons combined. Officially she's the wise ruler, guardian of the Triforce, and a symbol of virtue. But anyone who's ever found her chained in a dungeon knows the truth: if you haven't fucked Zelda, then you simply haven't met her.

They call her XXXelda for a reason. Every quest hides a filthy side mission - a blowjob for the hero, an orgy in a dungeon, or experiments with the legendary Song of Sex. She insists these acts are part of ancient rituals, sacred practices… Sure. Try arguing with her when she's on her knees, looking up at you with puppy eyes, begging for cock as if it's the only way to save the kingdom.

Her body was designed to break every rule of diplomacy: legs that won't quit, an ass her royal gown can't hide, and tits so heavy knights die not on the battlefield but of dehydration in line for her chambers. And she loves costumes: want a captive princess? She's yours. Want a filthy dark elf slut from the Shadow Realm? She's already spread and waiting.

Hyrule is lucky - XXXelda can soften even the cruelest villain… usually with her mouth.