The family quarrel between Boobitch's half-sisters continues and, to make matters worse, the two sisters are tied in the ratings of the best reporter. The only way to outdo the other is to get an interview with the quarterback of the MnF Metropolis Superstar, Dick Cummings, aka "Big Dick". Dick just had the best game of his career and a post-game interview with him would be epic. The problem is that Dick hates interviews and no journalist can even approach him.